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hetshipsareboring:

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

falsettofetish cry-for-judas

ashleewynn:

necropolii:

ashleewynn:

You’ve made him sound so ridiculous.

He is, he knows it.

He probably read that and thought up at least 5 just to spite me.

I hate him.

I haven’t. But I will. Be prepared.

Ewan, please. All I wanted to do today was curl up with you and bite your face and maybe pout until you get me a glass of water and play with my hair.

While that does sound like a good day, you’re in charge of getting your own water.

Anonymous: what happened to your bf?

ashleewynn:

He told too many stupid puns and killed himself laughing at them probably.

ashleewynn:

You’ve made him sound so ridiculous.

He is, he knows it.

He probably read that and thought up at least 5 just to spite me.

I hate him.

I haven’t. But I will. Be prepared.

confirmance:

ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me

radtracks:

rhinestone eyes // gorillaz

and nobody knows what to do with the heat
under sunshine pylons we’ll meet
while rain is falling like rhinestones from the sky

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